Swin Deorin - [SDx31] Quæ Morïåtur
Swin Deorin’s facial hair
This manlet has the most pathetic facial hair I've ever seen. He's clearing masking it with some comical Egg Man variant of a mustache, though it can't mask the underwhelming amount of testosterone running his veins, making him appear effeminate when completely shaven. The most off-putting feature I've noticed thus far is the size of his hands, though, which I’ve concluded are thinner than his wife and her boyfriend.
Yes, I listened to your shitty album. Yes, I liked it, though in the same way I enjoy putting a gerbil up my asshole. At times it feels pretty good ngl, though most of the time I kinda just forget its there. It’s difficult to write a review about an album I’ve already reviewed under another title, so here are my notes:
Not accurate. I like this one more. I just gave you the same notepad as last time.
Beuret - Very nice take. Engaging with plenty of dynamic for a short song.
Mezu Burn Gozu - Great job emulating 80’s softcore porn and industrial beats. Interesting layers, but austere composition
Urutorial -Drums are way better. Now we’re talking. Solid progression and fantastic drones. Has the right amount of energy.
I Am Who I Am - Ah yes, boringville is the next stop. I forgot this was an express line.
Næve - Neat stuff going on, though I wish it was more eventful toward the end
Stolon Polyps - Cool 1 minute song bro
Jasm Nadir Suohn - It’s ok
Cilia Cilium - Above Average
Quæ Morïåtur - Top notch ending. Very soulful and passionate. Sounds like Mollywhollop with a bliss soundscape.
This could have made for an exquisite EP. The best songs are borderline great.
My advice to Dave Swine Deorin would be to accumulate his good tracks from these sessions and release an album when he has more than enough “good” music. This isn’t fair of me to say, since I haven’t heard his previous releases, though after listening to SSSVI, I’m intrigued because I copy pasted this from another review.
Good
Listen to it here:
https://swindeorin.bandcamp.com/album/sdx31-qu-mor-tur
Swin Deorin - [SDx31] Quæ Morïåtur
